DELIVERY LESSON from the brotha in law.

LESSON 1.

things to REMEMBER TO DO when your sister is going to GIVE BIRTH! (when no ones home) yikes!

scenario: sis's water bag burst. (darn!)

STEP #1: call 995!!!
AMBULANCE LAAAA!!!!! (" hello!! my sis gonna give birth!!!! ")
- do NOT panic! keep CALLMMMM!!
- give ur HOME ADDRESS!
- ASSIST the paramedic as much as poss! to noe the condition of sis

STEP #2: get ready!!!
- put on the tudung..
- put on the sis tudung. AT ALL COSTS!!
(" BREATHE!!! hi hi huuu...hi hi huuu.... (AAAHHHH!!!) breatheeeee!!! ")

STEP #3: prepare delivary bag - THE ELLE BAG! (inside delivery bag MUST INCL...!! )
- delivery BOOK!
- find SISTER'S I/C!!!
- handphones!!
- wallets!!

STEP #4: wait for ambulance to arrive
- go to neighbour ask for help (" aunty!! my sis gonna giv birth! HELLLLLPPP!!! ")
- WAIT FOR PARAMEDICS at the door!
- aunty JAGA sis.

FOLLOW PARAMEDICS IN AMBULANCE (WOW~!!!!) WITH ALL THE NEEDED THINGS TO BRING

STEP #5: CALL THE WHOLE FAMILY!!!!

STEP #6: wait at hospital
(while waiting......call someone..then can PANIC!)

STEP #7: PASS EVERYTHING TO BIL!


shla...pls rmb all the 7 steps..pls! you are not suppose to be the one tht is panicky..
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